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Archive for the month “April, 2012”

SUPERCRONE SAYS….

I was delighted to find that at least one friend took me up on my offer to answer questions and/or offer advice on virtually any facet of life.  Following  is the question and my response.  Additions, corrections and opinions are welcome, as are just plain comments.  Go!

Q.  Can I weigh in almost 5 years later?  I actually have a question.   So….I am 42.  My contemporaries (?) Say….slow down.  Sex isn’t everything and I should wait until the moment is right.  What is wrong with safely making the moment right?  I am trying to gather my “posies” where I may while I can gather them.  Btw.  I do have a suicide pact that you may like.  I have an agreement that when decrepitness offends me too much….that an old friend will come and break my hips in the way they ought to be broken.   I should put it in my medical poa to be safe.

A:  Sorry to have taken so long to respond.  Trying to update my work and find a new generation of readers has been exhausting and totally time-consuming.  But I’ve done all that I can do and now my future is in the hands and e-readers of friends and fans. Like you, for instance.
So anyhow, to answer your question:  Of course there’s no reason to stop lusting for lust, regardless of age, state of decrepitude or degree of acquaintanceship with your partner. There’s no such thing as bad sex…just a bad attitude about it.

Although it’s been some time since I’ve had a battery-free instrument in or around my lady-parts, I freely admit to keeping my BOB at the ready and close at hand at all times.  I sincerely believe that an orgasm a day (or at least a couple a week) keep both mind and body limber, attentive and happy.
I envy your suicide pact.  My dearest wish is to die with a hard body on top of me, coming and going simultaneously.  Unfortunately, there are precious few young men who have the balls (ahem) to fuck an old lady to death, regardless of her posthumous gratitude.
Thanks for the question.  Keep ’em coming, to coin a phrase.

ATTENTION KINDLERS!

As of today, NOW THAT YOU’VE GOT ME HERE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?, A Non-marriage Manual, is available from the Kindle lending library for free.  Three other titles are also e-vailable from Amazon, B&N and everyplace else that sells books, either paper or electronic.  So run, do not walk, to your nearest e-reader and download away!  And while you’re at it, you might be inclined to write a review for the old broad.  M’kay?

REFLECTIONS ON TURNING EIGHTY SEVEN

REFLECTIONS ON TURNING EIGHTY SEVEN

According to the archives, I haven’t been seen on WordPress in three years.  How time slithers!  And since I will soon be one year closer to my expiration date, I thought those of my friends who are still breathing might be interested in catching up with the events of my tottering life.

If progeny is the proof, I am now a bona fide matriarch. I have acquired three great-grandchildren and there’s another on the way, putting me in a dead heat with my late mother.  Aside from the human offspring, my brainchildren are about to experience a renaissance.  Once available in arcane forms known as “hardback” and “paperback” (no, kiddies..those are not types of tortoises or gorillas) my oeuvre will soon be available in “e” (for “everyone who owns a Kindle”) format, rescuing them from the limbo of collector’s items and putting them squarely into Clickhere Land.  With the current rage for all things sixties, the hope is that fans of “Mad Men” and similar nostalgia will joyously jump upon the opportunity to read works written during and about the Kennedy/social revolution era.  It is also hoped that friends of the author will be delighted to acquire the titles as they become available.

In other news, Supercrone is back in business. I’m reviving the advice column in which I offer wise (and frequently snarky) answers to your questions, probably on a weekly basis.  Ask me anything, except math problems and those related to electronic contraptions, and I will answer from the wealth of wisdom and experience garnered during damn near a century of adventurous living. Life, Sex, Aging, Dying and similar trivia.are all fair game, so don’t hold back.  And don’t forget to tell your friends!

Updates will be posted as they arise.  Please comment, if only to let me know you were here.

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